Sylvia Mayfield's Page

What is the link to your lensmaster page?

http://www.squidoo.com/lensmasters/boutiqueshops

What is your current favorite lens?

http://www.squidoo.com/soldiersangelscoolties

Link to your website

http://www.creativebizbuilders.com

Link to your blog

http://squidology.blogspot.com/

Your Facebook profile

http://www.new.facebook.com/people/Sylvia_Mayfield/508208706

Your MySpace profile

http://www.myspace.com/angelsolutions

Your Twitter profile

http://www.twitter.com/boutiqueshops

Your FriendFeed profile

http://www.friendfeed.com/boutiqueshops

Your MyBlogLog profile

http://www.mybloglog.com/buzz/members/boutiqueshop/

Your Qassia profile

http://boutiqueshop.qassia.com/

How did you find our Squidoo Marketing community

followed a link (but I don't remember where from! =( LOL

What is your favorite joke - keep it clean!

MY TRIP TO COSTCO
Yesterday I was at my local COSTCO buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my loyal pet, Biscuit, the Wonder Dog and was in the checkout line when woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had, an elephant?

So since I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry.

The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's a$$ and a car hit us both.

I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard. Costco won't let me shop there anymore. Better watch what you ask retired people. They have all the time in the world to think of crazy things to say.

Forward this (especially) to all your retired friends......it will be their Laugh for the day. =)

Why do you use Squidoo.com for marketing?

I want to improve my squidoo marketing skills because I don't have the traffic that others seem to, from reading the blogs and forums.